wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.
Someone buy me this book.
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
it’s so much friendlier with two.
This is the most precious thing in the world
Brooklyn Bridge Long Exposure/Fisheye
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU’RE LISTENING TO A MOVIE’S SOUNDTRACK AND YOU JUST KNOW WHICH SCENE GOES WITH EACH TRACK AND YOU SAY THE DIALOGUES OUT LOUD AND YOU JUST FEEL LIKE FLYING BECAUSE THE VIOLINS AND TRUMPETS AND CLARINETS AND ALL THE INSTRUMENTS AND YOU GET THIS RUSH OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE FUCKING SOUNDTRACKS MAN
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave