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so i was on the deviantart front page today
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
OMG bwahahahBECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
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what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
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That feeling you get when you're peeing after you've held it forever. →
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