i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
this will never not make me laugh and it’s been on repeat for a few minutes
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
don’t do that
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this kid is going places
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I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT
its not you the joke was just too cheesy
oh my gOD
why did you leave the plastic on the cheese what
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